Starting Out

For one month in 2011, I wrote all my Facebook status updates in the form of haikus. 
The following haikus represent some of the ones that weren't completely terrible ;]

Chair in front of me /
No place for my feet to rest /
so disappointed

swiper no swiping / 
really? that is all it takes? / 
kids are misinformed

Titanic is on / 
Aw, baby Leonardo / 
it's the naked scene!

EITHER THOU OR I / 
OR BOTH MUST GO WITH HIM!!! Damn... /
you are fortune's fool

My poor little nose / 
Abused by tissues all day / 
I hate being sick

Pokémon battle / 
With my favorite Frenchie / 
and I won, Go me!

Where's Leonardo? / 
Watching the Oscar's makes me /
Want to play "Scene It?"

Just got caught dancing / 
In public! At the bus stop! / 
Haha "you go girl!"

on the bus back home /

driver doesn't make the turn /

 "I don't know the Bronx"

love teaching English /

feel better 'bout my Spanish /

re-fri-ge-ra-tor

Got Pokemon Black /

embracing my inner nerd /

hope it's a good day

Dear take-home midterm, / 
why can't you just write yourself? / 
please get done soon. Tash.

I'm craving mango / 
Ooh and alcapurrias / 
Mad Puerto Rican