Thursday, December 26, 2013

Political Scene

The following haikus were written between Sept 2012 and March 2013. 
The majority of these haikus were my reactions to the debates around election season. 

oBAMa! Tell him!! / 
"That's how I've used my travels" / 
Credibility

You had it right the / 
First time. "undocumented" / 
Not "illegals," man

Romney's so sketchy / 
Candy's tryna be the boss / 
Obama's feisty

Yes!! You go Biden! / 
“I respect people's beliefs / 
Don't force them on me”

Good comeback Biden /
Watching the debate while I... /
...eat burnt pizza blegh

Heh, Obama's smirk / 
He's thinking: "Romney, you cute / 
now watch me school you"

Romney denouncing / 
bi-partisan drama. Good / 
job! Now go away

Cast awkward ballot. / 
Bring back the clicky machines! / 
Obama for prez!!

Romney claims to have / 
written just one speech. Wonder / 
how that will work out

View from my window / 
The empire state building / 
shining bright and blue!

Barack Obamaaaaaa!!!! / 
Feel overwhelming relief / 
Crying tears of joy

Swing state Florida / 
won't let my dad vote! This is / 
awful. Where's justice?
                                                       
Lunch with good old friends / 
Rocking my Obama blue / 
Election party?


Thanks Obama team / 
for sending the wrong sticker / 
...and two months later -__-

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