Grab Bag

The following haikus were written between Sept 2012 and March 2013. 

Up in immense pain / 
Cannot lay down; cannot sleep / 
Hospital later...

I'm in love with the / 
sound of the city bustle / 
on a rainy day

I am an adult /
Got my last W-2 / 
What do I do now?

"So what are your plans?" / 
Plans for post-graduation.. / 
Commence job search now!

Being an adult / 
Job interview acquired / 
Wish me good luck, y'all

Got exciting news! / 
Was offered a job today / 
and I accepted

Can't eat oranges / 
without making a huge mess! / 
...Prefer tangerines

Who I'm jealous of / 
People who eat oranges / 
with beauty and grace

Oops! I totally / 
meant to go to church today. / 
There's always next week.

Just realized I'm / 
a "glass-is-half-full" person / 
Hashtag optimist

The cab ride from hell / 
Dizzy and nauseated / 
Um... what's your hurry?!?!!

Drinking hot cocoa... / 
...::wait for it::... Out of a STRAW! /
Now that's bravery

Think I'm getting sick / 
Throat is itchy, my ears hurt / 
Chicken soup all day

Feeling tired, weak, /
Depleted of energy / 
Time to go home yet?

Mmm... Oatmeal Raisin / 
I misjudged you as a child / 
You are so yummy!

Bought two cardigans /
'Cuz hoodies are not for girls / 
Isn't that right Jess?

The perfect hoodie! / 
Zipper pouch for my items / 
Fright Fest was awesome! 

To my uterus: / 
Sorry there's no fetus there / 
Please stop freaking out!

MS Word implies / 
that I can't spell properly / 
...sociology